Yes, you read the title right.  In 2012, our son’s special-education teacher threatened to sue us (we’re Jane & Matt) for $500,000. That teacher was Jessica Cuff Fournier, who was then at Mt. Ararat Middle School and who is now a “behavior strategist” (whatever that is) at Bowdoinham Community School.  

What, you may ask, did we do that was half-a-million-dollars bad?  We’re not exactly sure (keep reading), but we think it was mostly because we tried to get her removed as our son’s special-education teacher.